Links o’ Interest

Holy cow.

Another Wow. I added one of these quotes to my taglines.

Yahoo Questions: My girlfriend hasn’t had period since she got pregnant? …. “Is the baby drinking the blood?”

Everyone kills Hitler their first time.

The shirt is priceless.

Protest Angst.

Some sophisticated political analysis from DMX.

The real Homer Simpson

The history of war. Shown as a foodfight.

Scott Adams nails it. Great answer to the easily offended.

Dave Grohl for president! ” Every night when I’m on tour, I bring my message to thousands and thousands of people. There’s 10 thousand people that woke up this morning and felt like America is the right place to be because at our show last night they were spilling beer all over themselves and tongue kissing for two hours. What other candidate can do that?”

A neuroanatomist has a stroke, and tells you what it’s like from the inside (pick up at 6:30 or so).

If you think technical analysis ever works, play this for a while. Fairly addictive.

Flying Off the Shelves: The Pleasures and Perils of Chasing Book Thieves

Michael Lewis on the subprime nastiness. Bonus quotes from Taleb (The Black Swan).

Papas

Tonight we ordered a pizza from Papa Johns, a large cheese with one-third onion. Or rather, that’s what we tried to order.

Them: Sorry sir, we only do halves.
Me: Just ask the guy to put on less.
Them: I don’t know how to do that.
Me: (after pause) Ask him to put less than half.
Them: I can only enter half or all.
Me: I understand. I will pay for all, I don’t care how it’s entered. Just ask him to make the actual pizza one-third.
Them: Um… hold on.

(He goes to find a manager or something. In the meantime, two separate people get on the line asking my order. They are befuddled when I tell them I’m in the middle of ordering. The third one yells back hey bob are you taking this order how come you didn’t put him on hold etc. all the while failing to put me on hold. Fascinating.)

Manager: Hi, I’m the manager. What is it?
Me: I would like a pizza with one-third onions.
Manager: We do halves and wholes.
Me: I understand the computers are set up that way. I’m asking you to please put less on the actual pizza, regardless of how you enter it in the system.
Manager: (after long pause) We can’t do that.
Me: Of course you can. You put on less than one-half.
Manager: We can’t do that.
Me: Actually, you can. You’ve done it for me twice before.

This knocks him for a loop. But he gradually recovers.
Manager: I don’t know about that. We can’t do that.
Me: Are your pizzas made on site?
Manager: (sensing a trap) Uh… yes.
Me: (springing the aforementioned trap) So you can talk to the people who make the pizza. When the order goes in, talk to the person making this pizza. Tell them to only put one-third onions on.
Manager: (slowly now) We can’t do that.
Me: What do you mean? I just told you how to do it.
Manager: We can’t do that. We only do halves and wholes.
Me: You can ring it up as whichever you please. I will pay for a full half. Just make the actual pizza with less.
Manager: (thinking it through) We can’t do that.
Me: Stop saying that!!!

I didn’t say the last line, but the rest is true. I had to fold and get no onions. There is probably a nasty note on my customer file now.

Poker Update #1

Let’s start off with some context. Over the last nine months, with two different groups of people, I have been regularly finishing in the money. In my neighborhood game I won so much that I tanked it one night, just to stay on the good side of the people I live around. I lost my last time out, and it was notable enough to be the headline in the weekly invite. After a weeks vacation, I was steamed, and tonight I went in confident that I was going to show these chumps a thing or two.

I started off strong. I won the first two hands. I stole a few blinds. I made a gutsy read and was correct that he was bluffing. After 30 minutes I was ahead, after 90 minutes I was the power at the table.

Then it all went wrong. I lost all my money on three big hands, all of them to the same person.
Hand #1: I don’t remember the details. It was the kind of hand where I was correct to push hard with a semi-bluff, and he was correct to call it. I was ahead but he got lucky. Dang.
Hand #2, the big one: We are down to four players. I have A-5 clubs. With 250-500 blinds I raise preflop to 1500. He calls. Flop is 5d, 7s, Jd. I have bottom pair and the ace kicker. The flop isn’t impressive. I throw in another 1500, thinking he probably doesn’t have anything but with plenty of outs if he calls. He calls. Turn is Ad. I have two pair, though three diamonds are out there. I’m not worried about the diamonds much. He is a value player and wouldn’t have stayed in for big money chasing a flush. I have him figured for a J or a 7, with another high card. I bet heavy again. He eventually calls. The river is Qd. With four diamonds out there, I am now scared. I don’t think he played for the flush, but he could easily have gotten it accidentally. He bets 1500 or so. There is not much left in my stack and I am pot committed. I have to call. He had Qc 7d. I had read him perfectly, he did indeed have the 7 and the high card, but lucked into the flush to beat me.
Hand #3: Blinds at 500-1000, I have 2000. The same guy is small, I’m big. Everyone else folds. I ask, “Are you going to put me all in?” He does, I call. I have K-Q suited, a great hand at this level. He has a pair of Jacks. Needless to say, I don’t get my outs and get knocked out in fourth place.

Summary: A couple of bad beats, but not the kind where the other player has no business being in the hand and you suddenly understand why Phil Hellmuth acts that way. I don’t know whether to call these bad beats at all. I think I played them all correctly, and given the strange logic of poker was forced to see the hands through until the end. I don’t think I made any big mistakes tonight, but things just didn’t go my way enough.

Tonight: -$20
Total since March 15, 2008: $-20

Poker Updates

The count was 2-1 against poker blogging. After much careful deliberation drinking, I decided I don’t care. It’s my blog, I’ll yak about poker if I please. Nyah nyah. You got a problem, get your own blog. (Or guest post here, the offer is always open.)

It’s Over

I was planning to write about how Obama has it wrapped up. He has won more states, more voters, and more delegates than Hillary, and by leads that won’t be given up.

And then I listened to his speech, “A More Perfect Union.” I hit my tipping point and then some. Just like everyone else who has heard it, I am captivated. By the content, by the respect for the listener, the tone, the honesty, everything. I just went in the tank for Obama.

It’s over.

Eliot Spitzer

Wow, sure didn’t see that coming! It’s a shame, he was about the only one out there taking on white collar crime. Sure, he was a smug arrogant bastard, but he was our smug arrogant bastard.

The strangest part of his downfall is the prices he was paying. Up to $5,000 an hour. In my wildest, most depraved dreams, I can’t figure out what I could do that would cost that much.

Muttroxia Updates

Not much content lately. I set posting records in February, and used up my reserve of material. I’m going on vacation, so unless I have something to say and figure out how to post on the road, this is it for a week.

Question: I play poker a lot, I was thinking of giving little recaps after games – how I did, interesting hands and such. The key thing would be a running total of how far ahead or behind I am. Would readers like to read that?

Links o’ Interest

To the guy doing my wife

Star Trek and White Rabbit.

Homicidal Elmo

Random funny pictures of kids.

Hilarious plane crash picture

Real life vs. Politics

Who would Alex P. Keaton vote for? (by the producer of Family Ties)

History’s greatest replies. Somehow the format takes away from many of these. I enjoyed some new ones I had never heard, particularly The Pope, Mark Twain. Hard to beat Wilkes and Churchill also. I was also discouraged to find that one of my favorite lines that I thought I had written had already been used by Dorothy Parker. Dang.

Can you tell the difference between expensive Monster cables and a coat hanger?

21 Accents in less than 3 minutes. Now that’s acting.

I laughed out loud at this. Of course, I enjoy economics.

Put in some writing samples, this guesses your gender. (Yes, I’m male.)

A different kind of candidate. Watch the whole thing.

Watch traffic jams developing in this interesting Japanese experiment

Any More “Good War”s?

I’m reading Stud Terkel’s “The Good War”. I am entranced by this book, an oral history of World War II. Published in 1984, it simply records the words of veterans and others who were there. One amazing story after another. One theme that comes through is how many of them believe it was a good war, maybe the only one. It made me wonder if the USA has been in any wars since that qualify. I know my answer, what do the readers think?

P.S. My favorite part of the book so far: A casual reference to a speaker’s friend called Lowlife McCormick. Best name ever!

Update: The answer is here.

Links o’ Interest

Nemesis Wanted [Pic]

I’m probably the last person in the world to see this, but here it is: The Evolution of Dance

Redneck Mansion [Pic]

Best of Craiglists: To the Crazy-bat-shit-lady who picked up the free fridge

Confused by the subprime crisis? Let some stick figures explain it to you.

I loved Nickel & Dimed. This book is a response to it, showing how possible it is to get out of poverty if you are at all determined to do so.

A very interesting call-in discussion about atheism and faith.

Another Buffet interview, from business students. Good questions, great answers.

Can the psychologist beat the mathematicians? An update on the Netflix contest.

Yes, it’s torture. See some new photos.

The effects of bottom trawling, as seen from space.