I came out of the shower. I was drying myself. The eight-year old says, “Daddy, you should always dry off your penis last.”
“What? Why?”
“You should always do it last so the towel doesn’t get the rest of you.”
“You mean because it’s dirty?”
“Yes!”
“Even right after a shower?”
“Yes!”
“You mean, because the penis is somehow always dirty and filthy?”
“Yes!”
There is a long pause. Then the five-year old chips in.
“Not if it’s made out of candy!”