The Winner:
(Ron Mexico is the name Michael Vick used when he checked into clinics to see if he had VD. Which he naturally did not tell his girlfriend about.)
The Loser:
If you don’t know what Bukkake is, you are a good person. Don’t click this at work. This leads to the follow-up question: On the other side of the table was his girlfriend. What did it say on her shirt!?