Last night I had a dream. In my dream, I was eating a sandwich. It was some kind of turkey loaf. While I ate, our dog was sitting besides me looking at me the whole time. Even though I was hungry, I decided to give most of the sandwich to the dog.
I woke up for a minute, thought to myself “Giving the food to the dog… I’m a nice guy”, and went back to bed.
Oh wait… that’s chocolate. And anti-freeze, too. Yeah, not turkey. Sorry.
Turkey is poisonous to dogs? Seriously?
“As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
You’re not a nice guy. Even if you dream it. You only THINK you are. Did you forget that turkey is POISONOUS to dogs? You’re a horrible, horrible person! You were dreaming about killing an innocent dog that did nothing more than love its master! YOU’RE A BAD BAD PERSON!!!